Are you older than ten?
Because it’s hard to tell from reading your texts and posts, tweets, and emails.
Why, you ask?
Because of all the freaking LOLs.
Stop it already with the LOLs people. I hate it. And you should, too. Unless you’re ten. But you’re not, you’re grown ass people, sending emails and texts and whatnot, chock full of fucking LOLs.
Do you have any idea how stupid that looks?
Well, let me tell you, it looks down right ridiculous and makes me want to stop engaging you almost immediately. You LOLers out there, you know who you are – stop it.
Right now. I mean it.
You are an adult and LOL is beneath you. From now on, if you feel the need to interject some sort of verbal emoticon, use Ha. It will suffice and you’ll look more sophisticated.
Trust me. You will.